Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Dow

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NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.

“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.

“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”

Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security.

“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”

Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

U.S Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano dismissed concerns that more TSA officers would quit or that more travelers would take similar measures to get their “jollies”. “I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.”

Calls to TSA headquarters went unanswered, as everyone there is just exhausted.

LOL!!

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That's pretty creative... If she thought he had a baton in his pants, as she said, he must be a stallion! TSA needs more of this until they start only harassing Muslim-looking individuals. Profiling is the right thing to do.

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My sister was telling me that a friend of hers has to fly a lot for her work and told her she has been cavity searched 3 times! It seems that most are willing even grateful to be put through anything in the name of safety!

I for one do not feel safer! It seems these federal agencies are above the law, in fact they are lawless and there are no limits to the power granted to them. That terrorizes me more than the muslims.

Those ex-ray machines are dangerous and those TSA agents standing around them all day every day are going to know it sooner than later. All ready reports like this "Did Airport Scanners Give Boston TSA Agents Cancer?' are surfacing to see the light of day for a fraction of a second.

See how the TSA tries to manage and debunk these claims. Especially read the comments!! People are angry and not nearly as dumb as this government thinks they are!

They want to roll these things out on the streets. In malls, theaters, sports arena's... traveling vehicles with ex-ray to see into cars, homes... will the masses bow to the god of safety?

2010 warning from scientist at the Johns Hopkins University school of medicine.

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WASHINGTON — Some US scientists warned Friday that the full-body, graphic-image X-ray scanners now being used to screen passengers and airline crews at airports around the country may be unsafe.

"They say the risk is minimal, but statistically someone is going to get skin cancer from these X-rays," Dr Michael Love, who runs an X-ray lab at the department of biophysics and biophysical chemistry at Johns Hopkins University school of medicine, told AFP.

"No exposure to X-ray is considered beneficial. We know X-rays are hazardous but we have a situation at the airports where people are so eager to fly that they will risk their lives in this manner," he said.

The possible health dangers posed by the scanners add to passengers' and airline crews' concerns about the devices, which have been dubbed "naked" scanners because of the graphic image they give of a person's body, genitalia and all

This is not going to be televised by the blow up dolls on the major news outlets.

If the muslims wanted to destroy America because they hated our wealth and freedom, they have already succeeded. More readily and proficiently than they could have ever dreamed possible from a cave in Afganistan with and the high tech use of box cutters.