Post by brassmonkey on Oct 3, 2008 9:13:59 GMT -5
From the Bob and Tom show. I have this CD, and it's much funnier with the guy's delivery, but it's funny in print, as well.
I get annoyed by certain words. People who use the word friggin'. What the hell is that? Make a stand! Either say the F word or say Golly Gosh Darn! What does friggin' mean anyway? I'm ALMOST mad enough to cuss! Don't push me! I'll say “freakin'” I don't give a shoobie doobie doo!! I heard this funny word the other day “cripes” They said “for cripes sake”who would that be? Jesus Cripes? The son of Gosh? Of the church of holy moly I'm not making fun of it, I don't want to go to heck! I believe in Jesus Cripes and his mother, Gheez Louise! And all the disciples golly gee willickers, goody goody gumdrops, gee whiz, holy cow, by gum and sweet patootie. There's too much obscenities. The kids these days wearing these T-shirts, I saw one wearing one that said “shut up bitch!” what's he trying to prove? That his mother didn't dress him? We wore t-shirts that said “Make Love not War” They wear them that say “eat crap and die” I don't think they're setting their goals high enough! I was walking with my grandmother and a guy walked by with a t-shirt that said “eat me raw” I cringed and said “Gram, I'm really sorry you had to see that” she said “oh screw him” it wasn't SCREW either, she made a stand!
I get annoyed by certain words. People who use the word friggin'. What the hell is that? Make a stand! Either say the F word or say Golly Gosh Darn! What does friggin' mean anyway? I'm ALMOST mad enough to cuss! Don't push me! I'll say “freakin'” I don't give a shoobie doobie doo!! I heard this funny word the other day “cripes” They said “for cripes sake”who would that be? Jesus Cripes? The son of Gosh? Of the church of holy moly I'm not making fun of it, I don't want to go to heck! I believe in Jesus Cripes and his mother, Gheez Louise! And all the disciples golly gee willickers, goody goody gumdrops, gee whiz, holy cow, by gum and sweet patootie. There's too much obscenities. The kids these days wearing these T-shirts, I saw one wearing one that said “shut up bitch!” what's he trying to prove? That his mother didn't dress him? We wore t-shirts that said “Make Love not War” They wear them that say “eat crap and die” I don't think they're setting their goals high enough! I was walking with my grandmother and a guy walked by with a t-shirt that said “eat me raw” I cringed and said “Gram, I'm really sorry you had to see that” she said “oh screw him” it wasn't SCREW either, she made a stand!
